Now there's a back seat lover, that's always undercover
And I talked to my daddy who said
Said you ain't seen nothing, till you down on a muffin
And it's sure to be a change of ways
And it started wit a little kiss, like this
She start swingin with the boys in twos
And her feet were flyin up in the air
Singin, hey diddle-diddle wit the titty in the middle
And ya swingin like you just don't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a lady who was ready to play
Cause she knew what she was doin
When she taught me how to walk this way
Little skirt hangin way up her knee
It was three young ladies in the school gym locker
And they fine and were lookin at D
Never made it with a lady till the boys told me something I missed