In the mirror, when I'm Debonair
My reactions are my own affair
A body likes to be near the bone
Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan
Shake your booty when your back is bent
Put your feelings where my mouth just went
At least you've put me on the team
And friends do rule supreme, okay
Ooh
Spread your chickens when you think of next
What the Dickens if they're highly-sexed?
Through channels that were once canals
Do lift the heart of my morale
Oh, vanity fair with a capital 'V'