Inbetweenies-EGO-WRAPPIN'

In the mirror, when I'm Debonair

My reactions are my own affair

A body likes to be near the bone

Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan

I die when I'm alone, alone

Shake your booty when your back is bent

Put your feelings where my mouth just went

As serious as things do seem

At least you've put me on the team

And friends do rule supreme, okay

Oh, pardon you, me

With a capital 'C'

And who would have thought

With a capital nought？

In between the lines

Ooh

Spread your chickens when you think of next

What the Dickens if they're highly-sexed？

Through channels that were once canals

Do lift the heart of my morale

To know that we are pals, yes

Oh, vanity fair with a capital 'V'

You give me a share

You take it from me

Oh, jolly good show with a capital 'O'

It's terrific to go, hello

Hello, hello, hello

Hello, hello, hello